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Trouble With a Capital Tea

Posted December 22, 2005 By Dave Thomer

So we’re out of beverages in the house, and Pattie tells me there’s a sale on Snapple at the Acme around the corner. And I do love me my Snapple. I could probably quit caffeine if not for Snapple. And chocolate. And Excedrin. But anyway. I wanted Snapple.

So Brian and I head around the corner. Cases of 24 bottles of Snapple are on sale for $9.99. But there are no cases of Lemon Iced Tea available. A sign reports that individual Snapple bottles are on sale – priced at 24 for $9.99. But who wants to purchase and transport 24 individual bottles of Snapple?

Fortunately they have plenty of cases of 12 bottles of Snapple. These are marked at, I think, $12.99 each. But surely, since the store has gone to such trouble to make 24 bottles of Snapple available for $9.99, I can purchase 2 of these 12-packs for that price?

Of course not. I want 24 single bottles, $9.99. I want two 12-packs, it’s $26.

After much back and forth with the store, they at least find me an empty milk box to carry my 24 individual bottles home in. And they didn’t even scan any of the bottles at the register! They just typed in the price!

There is some bizarre, twisted system of logic in which this makes sense, I am sure. But I think my brain would break if I tried to understand it.

All by Design

Posted December 21, 2005 By Dave Thomer

A federal judge appointed by George W. Bush has ruled that intelligent design can not be taught as science. The school board of Dover, Pennsylvania had tried to require science teachers to deliver a disclaimer about alleged gaps in the theory of evolution, and claimed that they were just putting forth another scientific theory rather than trying to cram religion into a science curriculum. Those claims were pretty fairly debunked at trial, to the point that the judge called the board’s decision “breathtaking inanity.” Various bloggers have already started dissecting the ruling; I like georgia10’s post over at Daily Kos.

One thing I find interesting about this whole debate is that in my Philosophy East & West classes, we’ve discussed the notion of intelligent design as a potential proof of the existence of God, right up there with the first-cause and ontological arguments. The particular essay we discuss in the class goes to great pains to suggest that if intelligent design is a valid argument, it is perfectly compatible with scientific theories regarding evolution, because evolution may itself be the mechanism by which God created human beings. (Granted, this requires a non-literal reading of the Bible or whatever scripture you prefer.) And the conversation fits perfectly inside a philosophy class. But I would never think that I’m qualified to go guest-lecture a biology class because I understand the teleological argument.

Of course, it should come as little surprise that Lore Sjoberg has his own theory to throw into the mix.

Get Those Boxes Moving

Posted December 20, 2005 By Dave Thomer

Checking in on the last of my Christmas orders from Amazon, and all of a sudden it looks like they’re in overdrive. I had a few preorders set up from way back, and everything just slammed into shipping soon status. Amazon warns me they’ll get here after Christmas. (Which is mostly OK, since most of ’em aren’t gifts . . . most of them, anyway.) I’ll be interested in seeing if any of them do sneak in under the wire.

Good luck to everyone on their last minute holiday arrangements.

Eavesdropping Technicalities

Posted December 20, 2005 By Dave Thomer

Following up on the warrantless wiretapping issue, it seems like more details are starting to circulate. I think maybe warrantless surveillance might be a more accurate description, since more than wiretapping seems to be in play. Josh Marshall at Talking Points Memo and emptywheel at Next Hurrah both have posts up trying to fill in some of the information that suggests that the government was trying to use new technologies to cast a wider net. The letter that Jay Rockefeller wrote to Dick Cheney, complaining that he could not get technical assistance from his staff to understand the scope of what was going on, also points in this direction.

Now, maybe this is the reason why FISA wasn’t sufficient. It’d be nice if someone in the Bush Administration would say so if that’s the case. But it seems to me that the issue of when and how to use new technology to observe people’s activity is precisely one that should be subject to some public deliberation by all of our leaders.

Red Fleet Launches Blog

Posted December 20, 2005 By Dave Thomer

Chris Gossett, whose Red Star is one of my favorite comics ever, has just launched the Project Antares blog to keep folks up to date on the status of Red Star-related projects. Since it’s Goss, and the man has a bit of a verbose streak, you can also expect plenty of personal anecdotes and political observations. Check it out.

A Little Too Ironic

Posted December 19, 2005 By Dave Thomer

OK, so the New York Times comes out with a story that President Bush has authorized wiretaps and surveillance on American citizens without getting warrants. Only took them a year of sitting on the story to do so, but I’m going to let go of the fact that they’re late to the party and celebrate the fact that they got here at all. So in this report from ABC News, we see Bush saying the following in his weekend radio address:

The American people expect me to do everything in my power, under our laws and Constitution, to protect them and their civil liberties and that is exactly what I will continue to do as long as I am president of the United States.

Anyone else having a problem with the notion of warrantless eavesdropping being a protection of civil liberties? If you want to make an argument that curtailing our civil liberties is necessary to protect the rest of them, then OK, we can have that argument. But this is ridiculous.

The issue here isn’t whether we ever need to wiretap someone. The issue is that we’re supposed to have a system of checks and balances where there is some oversight when the executive branch decides to do something. As Josh Marshall has been tracking over at Talking Points Memo, the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act allows the government to start a wiretap and then get the warrant if speed is of the essence. I haven’t seen the explanation yet for why that system doesn’t work.

On Wolf Blitzer’s Situation Room, former Republican Congressman Bob Barr expressed his amazement that current Republican Congressman Dana Rohrabacher was enthusiastically backing the president:

BARR: Here again, this is absolutely a bizarre conversation where you have a member of Congress saying that it’s okay for the president of the United States to ignore U.S. law, to ignore the Constitution, simply because we are in an undeclared war.

The fact of the matter is the law prohibits — specifically prohibits — what apparently was done in this case, and for a member of Congress to say, oh, that doesn’t matter, I’m proud that the president violated the law is absolutely astounding, Wolf.

ROHRABACHER: Not only proud, we can be grateful to this president. You know, I’ll have to tell you, if it was up to Mr. Schumer, Senator Schumer, they probably would have blown up the Brooklyn Bridge. The bottom line is this: in wartime we expect our leaders, yes, to exercise more authority.

Now, I have led the fight to making sure there were sunset provisions in the Patriot Act, for example. So after the war, we go back to recognizing the limits of government. But we want to put the full authority that we have and our technology to use immediately to try to thwart terrorists who are going to — how about have a nuclear weapon in our cities?

By the way, note how Rohrabacher snuck in that slam at Democratic Senator Chuck Schumer there. Schumer’s name appears nowhere else in the transcript. But Rohrabacher wants to be sure to tell us that if a Democratic Senator from New York had his way, the Brooklyn Bridge would have been blown up.

Barr claimed at the end of the segment that the alleged threat against the bridge “was bogus because it had to do with a group of idiots who were planning to dismantle it with blow torches.” But let’s put that aside for a minute. Let’s look at this notion that threats to security justify violating the law or the principles of the Constitution. Take that logic out to its conclusion, and we may as well torch both. An open society carries risks. It lets people move around, get together, talk to each other, procure equipment, make plans, and so on. To completely close off those risks, you have to stop being an open society. Is that a price we’re willing to pay? You can cut down your risk of being injured in a car accident by never getting into a car. Don’t own anything and you’ll never be robbed. But very few are interested in going to that extreme. They’re either willing to take the increased risk that comes from freedom and convenience, or they just don’t think about it.

I’m not saying I want complete freedom and anarchy. I’m willing to accept that we give up some degree of total freedom for the sake of our well-being. But in each case, the trade-off needs to be justified. And I haven’t seen a clear case of how warrantless wiretapping has prevented a threat to our well-being that couldn’t have been prevented by getting a warrant. The burden of proof is on the administration here.

And take one more look at Barr and Rohrabacher’s exchange. Rohrabacher says we need to expand the government’s power when we’re at war, and that we’ll go back to recognizing the limits of the government when the war is over. Barr points out that we’re in an undeclared war, so how will we know when it ends? Especially against an enemy as broad and vague as “terrorists.” Does anyone really think we’re going to eliminate every single one any time soon? Are we going to be at war for the rest of our lives?

Lift Whole Mountains

Posted December 18, 2005 By Dave Thomer

I don’t think I ever would have gotten up off my butt five years ago to start Not News if it weren’t for The West Wing, and I never would have cared about the show as much as I did if it weren’t for the amazing job John Spencer did as Leo McGarry. Aaron Sorkin can write an inspirational speech (or line of dialogue for that matter) better than anyone, and they always seemed to have that much more oomph when Spencer delivered them. I haven’t watched the show in ages, but I’m still floored that he’s gone.

Part of me wants to go watch “Let Bartlet Be Bartlet” right now. The other part thinks I’d wind up in a puddle on the floor.

Thanks, Mr. Spencer. You helped create hope. And that’s a really amazing thing.

Eric Clapton’s Theme Song for Parents

Posted December 17, 2005 By Dave Thomer

So Pattie and I are driving home the other night and ‘XPN starts playing this Eric Clapton song. From the title alone I figure I can relate – the song’s called “So Tired” from his latest album, Back Home. But then we start hearing the lyrics, and we’re cracking up. The rock and blues god has written a cheerful little song about having kids and getting no sleep. Check out the lyrics.

Get up in the morning already yawning and I’m so tired
I ain’t had a wink of sleep seems like all week
We’re so tired
The baby’s only feeding and one of them is teething
They’re so tired
They get up before the dawn I don’t know how we carry on
We’re so tired

I’d change that last one to “They don’t go to sleep til dawn,” but other than that, seems pretty dead on. 🙂

Boy Did I Wait for the Trade

Posted December 15, 2005 By Dave Thomer

Finally got around to reading the first hardcover volume of Marvel’s Supreme Power series. It contains the contents of the first 12 issues, or the first two softcover collections, in a larger size that really benefits Gary Frank’s art. I read the first softcover and reviewed it for theLogBook, but decided to switch to the larger format going forward. Of course, then Marvel decided to end the Max (i.e. rated-R) version of the series with issue 18, and now I have no idea how whether and how they’re going to repackage the remaining issues and other Max spinoffs into hardcover, if they do at all. However that works out, I really liked this first hardcover. J. Michael Straczynski pushes the story forward at a pretty good clip and we start to see how everything is falling apart. I’m half tempted just to get the third softcover, but I have more than enough to keep me occupied for now.

Included there are a few Vertigo series I really need to catch up on, 100 Bullets and Fables. I like both series, but I gotta get into a certain mood to read ’em, and I have been nowhere near that mood lately.

I have caught up on all of the trades and issues of Quicken Forbidden, an independent series from Dave Roman and John Green, the same people that make the Teen Boat minicomic. (If you don’t know what Teen Boat is – it’s about a Teen that turns into a Boat. Sometimes simplicity is best.) The creators have decided to go with publishing chapters online and then collecting them in book form, which given the economics of the comics market is a pretty good move. Hopefully this lets them fully explore their settings and characters – I liked the first 13 chapters of Quicken Forbidden, but especially towards the end the story felt a bit rushed. Good stuff, though.

Blogging Dewey: Should Philosophy Work?

Posted December 15, 2005 By Dave Thomer

Found an interesting essay on neo-pragmatism (e.g., Richard Rorty and other contemporary pragmatists) last night via my Technorati watch on references to Dewey. Head on over to Fluid Imagination to read the essay and the comment thread, into which I couldn’t help but stick my nose.