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On the Merits

Posted July 6, 2007 By Dave Thomer

Barack Obama was in town to speak to the National Education Association convention and said something to the effect that he supported a concept of merit pay for teachers, but not anything that’s actually been proposed under that heading. (In fact, looking at the text of the speech, the word “merit” doesn’t appear at all, but the use of “accountability” makes clear what Obama’s talking about.) This was portrayed in the Inquirer as a fairly daring move of telling a major Democratic Party constituency that he supported something they very much opposed, and as TPM Election Central reports, rival presidential candidate Chris Dodd wasted little time in establishing his anti-merit-pay bona fides.

At risk of using anecdotal evidence here, I think this is one of those issues that seems like a complete no-brainer to most people who aren’t teachers. Why shouldn’t people have to do a good job in order to get bigger raises? Isn’t that a necessary incentive to get people to do their job as well as they can? Aren’t performance reviews a pretty standard part of many people’s employment?

From my midway-between-inside-and-outside perspective, I think the historical resistance to the idea of merit pay comes from a few sources. Many teachers are concerned that a merit process would be abused by principals and administrators to punish teachers who don’t get with the program, whatever program the authority structure may have. This is probably a valid concern, and one that I don’t blame any union from fighting for, although it’s not one that’s likely to get sympathy from anyone who has to deal with an unpleasant or demanding boss. I think that the feeling on the part of many teachers that they are underpaid and underrespected leads them to value whatever autonomy they can get. And there’s the very real problem of how in the world you can figure out who would deserve “merit pay� and why. Right now, especially with No Child Left Behind, it seems like the job of teachers is seen as getting students in position to get certain scores on standardized tests. And most teachers appear to hate that job description with the intensity of a thousand suns. So if you put more pressure on them to get those results, as opposed to building children’s thinking skills or building up their self-image or inspiring them to see new possibilities in the world or any of the things that teachers like to think they do, I’m thinking they’re gonna stay crabby.

On the other hand, Obama does say the following in The Audacity of Hope:

There’s no reason why an experienced, highly qualified, and effective teacher shouldn’t earn $100,000 annually at the peak of his or her career. Highly skilled teachers in such critical fields as match and science – as well as those willing to teach in the toughest urban schools – should be paid even more. (162)

So he’s definitely offering some carrot to go with the stick.

Sarcasm and Skepticism

Posted July 5, 2007 By Dave Thomer

For some reason I got this Kids in the Hall sketch in my head today, and it occurred to me that it might be useful the next time I have to teach about skepticism. We may not really believe that David Foley has a speech impediment, but all the available sensory evidence agrees with that possibility. So if you can’t rule it out, can you say you know what’s going on?

Or maybe I just wanted an excuse to go hunting for old sketch comedy and call it research.

Tough Decisions

Posted July 4, 2007 By Dave Thomer

On the way home from watching fireworks at my mother’s house, I was discussing my plans for obtaining the new Crowded House album which will be released in the US on Tuesday. Should I order from iTunes or Amazon?

The plus side for iTunes:

  • Practically instant availability.
  • Environmentally friendly – less packaging and shipping.
  • Two bonus tracks – plus a third if I pre-order, although that third track is a live version of a song I already know.

The plus side for Amazon:

  • Liner notes.
  • At the moment, it does look like Amazon is a dollar cheaper than iTunes.

Part of me can’t believe I’m even still debating this – I’m gonna look at the liner notes once, maybe twice. But part of me still wants that artifact and access to whatever knowledge is found within.

My hunch is that I’m gonna err on the side of one fewer thing to clog up the house, but you never know.

Lights, Camera, Critic

Posted July 3, 2007 By Dave Thomer

One of these days I’m going to talk about Garlic and Sapphires, a memoir by a former restaurant critic for the New York Times. Until then, check out this AP article about Inquirer critic Craig LaBan, whose photo on the philly.com web site obscures his face behind a number of large rolls. (Anonymity is key for a restaurant critic.) Turns out he had to be deposed on camera for a libel suit a restaurant owner filed against him – which, if you read the article, seems to hinge on whether LaBan ate a strip steak or a ribeye. Talk about your high steaks, I mean stakes.

They’re Gonna Break My Heart Again

Posted July 2, 2007 By Dave Thomer

Reports are coming in from the first two of R.E.M.’s live rehearsals in Dublin. The band is playing through ten completely new songs, plus a song that debuted on the Around the Sun tour called “I’m Gonna DJ.” They’re also throwing in songs from their catalog that are said to be similar in tone to the new material. Reviews of the two shows have been strong, with Rolling Stone saying the songs have the potential to make up the “most bold R.E.M. release in years.” The old songs that have been played include some of my favorites, like “These Days” from Lifes Rich Pageant and “New Test Leper” from New Adventures in Hi-Fi. I’m even hearing that Mike Mills’ backing vocals are more prominent these days.

If they spend the next year and a half fiddling with the material and sucking all the energy out of it, I’m gonna go curl up in the fetal position with a copy of the aforementioned New Adventures.

Reasons Revisited

Posted July 1, 2007 By Dave Thomer

I thought of something I wanted to say as a follow up to my post about the Catholic Church and indulgences last week, specifically the part where I said

the major tension I’ve always felt running through Christian thought: on the one hand, there’s the notion that it’s all in God’s hands and we should trust that things happen for a reason and it will all work out. And on the other hand there’s the notion that what we do with our lives matters.

The way I wrote this, the tension is not exclusive to the Catholic Church – heck, it’s something I’ve commented about before, talking about the problem with explanations. But I do think the tension is especially noticeable in Catholicism and some other religions because there’s the additional assumption that the reason is a good reason, motivated by a benevolent and omnipotent planner. A determinist materialist doesn’t have to worry about why bad things happen to good people – they do because that’s the way the atoms bounce.

At any rate, I’ve been thinking about this tension a lot in the wake of the Chris Benoit murder story, as I read about people who knew Benoit try to reconcile their vision of him with what he had actually done. And I’ve seen people talk about steroids and stress and too many chair shots to the head in the effort to find a physical explanation.

And this may well seem odd, but the whole thing got me to thinking about Paul Hester, the original drummer for Crowded House. In 2005 Hester went out to walk his dogs and instead decided to hang himself. He left behind two young kids. And when I thought about how this would affect those kids, and then I thought about a man who would selfishly inflict that pain on his own children, I got pretty ticked off. And because I didn’t want to be angry at a dead guy, who I figure has enough problems, I tried to mitigate the act by reminding myself that Hester had always been subject to funks and may well have been clinically depressed, and so perhaps something in his body had simply overwhelmed him at that moment and made him unable to think through his actions. But if I try to follow that line of thinking, sure, I don’t have any reason to be mad at him anymore – but there’s not really much reason left to think positively, either. If the depression that drove him to suicide was merely a determined physical event, doesn’t the same thing hold true of his drumming talent and the sense of humor that helped define his band and earn him so many fans? Are there any heroes left to sheer for if we’re all just along for the ride?

Start the Clock

Posted June 30, 2007 By Dave Thomer

We went to an unfinished furniture store today and ordered a new oak TV stand for our living room. Pattie will stain this to match the other furniture, in between dancing jigs about the demise of our existing entertainment center, which she has wanted to obliterate for the last four years.

The trick now is to see how long we go before I convince myself that we need a new TV to go with the new TV stand.

Serious Municipal Matters

Posted June 29, 2007 By Dave Thomer

I am probably in a minority, but I absolutely love the fact that Philadelphia mayor John Street camped out in line to get an iPhone today. As we all learned during the wiretap scandal four years ago, the man lives on his BlackBerry, and I think it’s great that he’s demonstrating that he can use the city’s wireless network to stay connected and do his job out in the field. Plus it gave citizens a chance to speak their mind – which many did, criticizing him for being in line when the city’s murder rate is so high and so forth.

I admit, I don’t get the criticism. If Street were in his office making phone calls and sending e-mails, would that somehow be better? Did Philadelphians think their mayor was patrolling the city himself? And for crying out loud, we have a governor who comes back from Harrisburg to Philadelphia for every Eagles game and then spends several hours on camera as a post-game analyst. These elected officials are allowed to have lives, so until someone points out a bit of city business that didn’t get done today, I don’t have a problem.

What I do have a problem with is the Inquirer’s headline. “Mayor on line to buy iPhone.” As my brother and I have said on many occasions – you don’t wait on a line, you wait in a line. Unless someone’s painted a line on the ground and told you to stay there, anyway. I’m willing to excuse this as a pun based on the iPhone’s net connectivity since the writers got it right within the article, but c’mon people. We have a linguistic heritage to stick with here.

The Jinx Is Out

Posted June 28, 2007 By Dave Thomer

It took 10 innings, I got rained on, and I watched the last inning from the concourse, but:

The Losing Streak is over!

After more than fifteen years and at least a dozen games, I have seen the Phillies end a baseball game triumphant. I’m thinkin’ world peace is right around the corner.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go finish digesting some ballpark chicken fingers . . .

It’s Not My Night

Posted June 27, 2007 By Dave Thomer

I was working on a post and then I accidentally hit the close-browser button. I’m taking that as a sign I need to try again when I’m more coherent.

In the meantime, I present you with this link, so that you can make your own Star Wars Hammerhead sock doll.

We are all about the helpful laundry tips here.

Edit to add: Oh, heck, go check out the entire Kids Crafts section of the Star Wars website. Two words: Droidel Dreidel. And I thought I needed to get my head back together.