I’ve been grading papers this week, so you’ll see more of me next week when my brain no longer resembles tapioca pudding.
But reading the papers almost makes me think that the Imus story was created by some god of paper-writing examples, given the number of my students that brought it up. Unfortunately, if there is such a god, it’s clearly an evil one, since Virginia Tech also made its way into a few discussions. And no one needs to make their word count badly enough to want that to happen.